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A country that has many great achievements. These include:
Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
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Austrians are the masters of making other Europeans pissed off.
Steyr AUG. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Joseph Haydn, Franz Schubert, Sigmund Freud, Ferdinand Porsche, Erwin Schrödinger, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Karl Landsteiner and a shit load of other dope mutherfuckers were born in Austria. Although it has had many awesome people it has also been the birthplace to one asshole who went by the name of Adolf Hitler. Austria, however, isn't the only county to be the birthplace to a mega douche bag thanks to Canada giving the world Justin Bieber.
me: Hi, I'm from Austria!
asshole: I've always wanted to go to Australia!
me: FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! AUSTRIA NOT..... FUCK YOU!!!
1. People from Austria
2. Home of Alan Schwarzenegger
3. Where many Nobel Peace winners Come from
4. Used to have a lot of Jews
5. Home of many Scientists
Austria is a great country. . .
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According to MANSWERS, the best country to go if you want to get a blowjob
Tourist: I went to Austria and got blowjobs from ten different girls at this one club I went to. They really like to suck!
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the country Hitler was born in
Hey do you know where hitler was born?
Yes, Austria
U know germany started ww1(Austria giggles in bakcground)
(Österreich in German) Is the birthplace of Hitler, Porsche, Schwarzenegger and Mozart who are known as the greatest sons of Austria.
Jew: Hi there my name is Eliezer, Whats yours?
Random guy: AUSTRIA
Jew: *visibly starts to shudder in fear*