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Someone who has sexual attraction to modes of transportation. This can include: Automobiles, Bicycles and other stamina driven devices, and even Aircrafts such as Planes and Helicopters.
Jose: "John is a little too into cars, What do you think?"
Michael: "He might be an Autosexual, maybe we should ask."
Jose: "Maybe."
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The hard on you get from looking at a hot car
I'm autosexual so what that muffler do?
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Someone who obsesses about cars so much, it borders on sexual attraction.
Anyone that gets off on racing enough to say "I raped him" when he wins.
"Man, did you see that new Ferrari? It looks good enough to fuck! I can't even imagine what I would do to it if I had it."
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Someone who is sexually attracted to or has sex with automobiles.
Flex: Ey yo my dude! You don't understand how much I love my car bro!
Buk: Nah son, I think I do. Your girl be trippin my dude.
Flex: Fuck that. My car always does what I want it to do, never talks back to me or question me. I choose my car over that bitch. I'm turning auto!
Buk: Ah fuck. You autosexual ass dude.
Flex: Hell yea bro! I'm coming out the closet, I'm sexually attracted to cars! DAAAMN!!! Look at that LAMBO!!! I,d hit that!
Buk: Fucking automofag...
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An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.
Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.
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sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.
May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!
Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:
- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner
... need I say more?
I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?
"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"
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Someone who has sex with only himself or herself.
Unwilling to risk STDS, yet having not given up completely on life, she has been an autosexual since her divorce.
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