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That Bitch Janice was unwilling to save are marriage.
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When a chick sneaks up behind a dude, slides her hand down into his ass crack and subsequently wipes the stink across his upper lip suprising him.
While at a party with my boyfriend, I waited until he was preoccupied, snuck up behind him and surprised him with a an Unwilling Sanchez.
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a person who is forced to be the first to do something they don't want to do, but circumstances have left that person with no other options.
Kris: "no other medication has worked, I have no choice but to take this experimental drug. But, I don't know what the side-effects are. I don't want to be the example for others if something goes wrong. I am an unwilling pioneer."
Dave: that sucks man
a person who is forced to be the first to do something that they do not want to, but see no other choice.
no other medication has worked for me, so I have no other choice than to take this experimental drug. But, I don't want to be an example for others if it has some unforeseen side-effects. I am an unwilling pioneer. I don't want to be the reason that there is a disclaimer "may cause anal leakage" as a possible side-effect at the end of the commercial for that drug.
A Politically-Correct Word for a Rape Victim originally suggested in George Carlin's Doin it again (1990)
" Rape Victim : OMG I been RAPED
Police officer : No, your an unwilling sperm receiptent
Unwilling Sperm Receiptent : Oh? Wtf? "
someone who unwillingly recieved sperm from a donor.
she wasnt raped, she was just an unwilling sperm recipient
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uber paranoid urbandictionary.com user. thinks he is funny too unfortunately
UNWILLING TO GIVE MY REAL ADDRESS WITHOUT A GOOD REASON: "Create a new e-mail address at yahoo or hotmail or whatnot and post all definitions from it and use a fake address for recommending deletions, unless your penis is small and you need offers to make it bigger."
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