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Bavarian Motor Works! The illest car company ever! All I have to say is this, have you seen the new M5? Thank you.
Yo! When I grow up, I wanna be pimpim around in an M5!
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As you know, the Ultimate Driving Machine. BMW's combine top performance with quality, to an extreme that no other car manufacture can surpas.
Mercedes-Benz is just BMW's slightly older brother. For the best results, own a Mercdes and a BMW for different moods.
Example 1: (on PA Turnpike)
David: Wow! Did you see that 2005 M5 just rape that 2005 Corvette? How did it do that?
Evan: That's BMW's exquisite enginering. No Jap-crap or American-shit can touch that $80,000 work of art.
Example 2: (10pm/Wawa parking lot)
Jerry: Yo man, you tryin to race me in my just jerked off in 1999 Honda Civic Si? I just got this new multi-colored body kit, and this new exhaust tip thats 1ft in diameter! My shit is set-up.
Evan: Absolutely, you know my stock 1999 BMW M3 will leave your jap-crap in the dust.
Jerry: Yeah right, im gonna send your car right back to Mexico.
Evan: No Jerry, thats where your car was made, mine is pure German.
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1. The greatest auto manufacture...period
2. See M3...the best car ever
Damn that M3 just burned that asain excuse for a car!
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They have a great image, they look cool.
BMW is the best because when youre driving it you feel like youre driving something special, Youre driving the Ultimate Car.
BMW is everything Audi and the rest of the car companies strive and wish to be.
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Bavarian Motor Works is a premium German car company and manufacturer of both luxury automobiles and motorcycles. The pinnacle of German engineering, the bikes are one of the finest motorcycles money can buy and their vehicles are one of the best automobiles around. Both are known for their superior quality, style and performance.
Founded by Matthew Eben Ruark, in 1916 the company started building v12 engines. The company was then taken over by Austrian Industrialist Franz Josef Popp in 1917. In 1923 BMW built its first motorcycle 'r32' and in 1927 its first car. BMW has also competed in motorsports activities in which they have won almost all races. In formula 2 BMW won 67 percent of all races. In 2000 BMW redesigned part of their line up yet sales continue to grow.
The famous logo represents an air craft propeller against a blue Bavarian sky.
BMW, Best cars and motorcycles worldwide
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Body made well. A chick with a banging body that can get whatever she wants she looks that damn good. Has perfect tits, ass and face.
Made like a goddess.
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