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The most attractive branch of the Moped Army, based in Cincinnati Ohio. TBS was founded in 2002 by 4 radical dudes and now it stands as the 2nd oldest branch of the Moped Army.
Each year they host a moped rally called Bomb Prom and hundreds of moped riders from across the country come to Cincinnati to party and ride mopeds.
The Bombardment Society is so attractive. Wish I was as attractive as they are.
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The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.
Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...
Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.
Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
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RELEASING SILENT GAS ON AN AIRLINER
HON I APOLOGIZE FOR MY BOUT OF AERIAL BOMBARDMENT BUT THOSE BEER AND PICKLED EGGS WERE AWESOME
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when a guy tries to get hard but cant quite do it yet. once that thing that triggers his boner his penus pumps out a machine gun trail of sperm all over the area within its diameter.
As soon as she walked by i had a flesh bombardment all over her face
When you receive too many SMS text messages all at once from different contacts on your cell/mobile phone, which doesn't happen too often. It could be both good or bad
All of a sudden I was textually bombarded when the manager announced his resignation.
I was textually bombarded on midnight leading to my birthday, 20 birthday greetings in 3 minutes. It felt great being loved by many people
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To send more than one message to a person before they have a chance to reply, making the sender seem needy. The sender often doesn't understand that the receiver probably cant reply because they cant get to their phone at the moment, so repetitive messaging is pointless.
When I switched on my phone I had five messages from Sam. Serious repetitive text bombardment.
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To take a shit, usually a massive one
I gotta go bombard the toilet with treasure!
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