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bottom line me

a phrase you use when you dont' want the useless chatter that is gonna soften the blow of bad news.

Someone talking endless with useless chatter to deliver bad news but you want them to bottom-line-you butt they continue their useless talk instead of "bottom line me".

by sunnymunny June 30, 2010

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watching the bottom line

Carefully monitoring the "level" of your pants' waistband so as not to reveal your "plumber's crack' when working in public.

"Watching the bottom line" can also refer to a bystander's lengthy observation of someone who is unknowingly "mooning the world" while engrossed in the task he's performing. Sometimes you can gain a bit of extra folding-money if you make a bet with anyone else who's with you about how long it'll be before the clueless butt-exposer either realizes his faux pas or someone else yells at him to pull his pants up.

by QuacksO June 21, 2019


Bottom line it

(verb) To make happen. Indicates commitment to completing a task or subtask, especially in community organizing work.

This is used to help ensure follow-through for important work by ensuring that someone will take on the steps needed to get the thing done.

"That's a great idea. Who's going to bottom line it?"

by bee783 October 11, 2021


"vertical" bottom line

Da final profit/loss amount produced by showing your butt-crack in public.

Depending on da general locale, how good-looking your behind is, whether you're male or female, da general conservativeness of da local culture, how many singles there are in da populace, etc., da "vertical" bottom line experienced in a particular area can vary wildly.

by QuacksO February 22, 2023