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1- What you call your partner (boyfriend/girlfriend)
2-A small screaming humanoid that your wife sharted out and is the consequence of unprotected sex
1-"Hey baby"
"Hey"
2-"Oh no I had a baby"
"That's unfortunate"
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The result of unprotected sex: a little helpless thing that cries,poops,pees,sleeps, eats, etc.
Also, what J.M looks like
Ways NOT to have a baby:
Don't have sex at all (it works)
Use birth control
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Person: nickname of American film actress Lauren Bacall, given by her (then) boyfriend, actor Humphrey Bogart, in recognition of her youth in relation to his own age.
Bogart once famously quipped "Whatever Baby wants, Baby gets."
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Something that cries, poops, and eats. They are also adorable. They also might give you nightmares.
Baby: WAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Mom: Oh my gosh, will this thing ever shut up!
Baby: No.
Mom: Wha...wha...did you just talk?
Baby: ALL BABYS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD, STARTING WITH YOU...MOM...
Mom: OH MY GOSH HAAALLLLPPPP!!!!
The Mom wakes up
Dad: Did you have the baby dream again Honey?
Mom: *Crying* Yeah, this time it seemed so...real.
Dad: It's okay, just go back to sleep.
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Newborn, infant.
A name of endearment.
Marsha; Baby-Hon, take your break
Saints; walk away and takes her break
What a cute baby!!!
What's her name?
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what you call your friend/bf/gf/mom when they won’t respond to your messages.
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