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A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.
Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*
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Someone who is appointed to supervise an individual who feels like they don’t need supervision ( the individual who is being supervised is unaware that this is happening) can also be referred to as a Micheal Muchmore
Hey wait a minute were u the babysitter this whole time
A person who sits on a baby's dick.
My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.
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In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."
Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?
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The person who sits on babies.
Hey don't hire a babysitter.
A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
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Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!