Bananalism

WHEN A FUCKING BANANA EATS ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.

I JUST COMMITED BANANALISM

BITCH YOURE A CUCUMBER

SHIT!

BANANE!

Banane/Hannah, is loved by most of her friends. She likes swimming and often has MANY swimmer friends. As soon as she gets to school, everyone just thinks, "BANANE!" Banane will be nice but, if you get on her bad side or get on one of her friends bad side, she will practically hate you. For about 2 days.

*Banane walks into the classroom* Everyone in the class, "BANANE!"

"Hey, isn't that Banane?" "Yeah. AYO! BANANE!" Everyone within earshot "BANANE!"

banane

a. Usually refers to a person who is acting contemptibly naive or arrogant, aka a jerk

Derived from banana, slang for the male genital. Essentially a more modern usage of dickhead or prick, but as a derogatory adjective.

Pronounced buh.nAEn

Girl 1: Tim's been banane shit lately. He saw me at the mall yesterday when he was hanging out with his friends, but looked away as if he doesn't even know me.
Girl 2: Hmmm.. He's still cute as ever though.
Girl 1: Go to hell!!

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banan

The Danish word for "banana"

I sure could use a banana right now...!

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Banan

Osoba posiadająca bogatych rodziców, wydająca pieniądze na słabe gry takie jak cs:go, najczęściej nazywająca się Piotr Bieszczad.

~Gofer; o, patrzcie ile kosztuje ten skin z mojego ekwipunku.
~Rozumna jednostka; Zamknij się Bananie.

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Bananalism

When a banana eats another banana

Credits to Joslyn

He just ate him, that’s bananalism

Banan

The god of a made up religion. 2 dumb furries follow this joke religion. Banan is a hamster according to the people who created the religion.

Banan is the only god.

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