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An unscrupulous curmudgeon who blasphemes by the very nature of his or her existence. Simply put, an unambiguous wanker, a incorrigible troglodyte, a downtrodden asshat.
Eric if you say POOT one more time I will puke. How ass-bandit-ish.
Peter is such an ass-bandit about seeing live shows.
Noah's ass-banditry is unprecedented. Stop touching yourself.
Denver has always been an ass-bandit and will always be an ass-bandit.
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From the Oxford English Dictionary:
ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women
1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.
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A man who runs around in a thong, cape and shiny mardi gras mask during the night and bones un-suspecting men up the ass. Much of the time, boy scouts.
You have unwittingly pleasured... THE ASS BANDIT!!!!!
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a gay male
And its ARSE bandit fools
"Haw, youse uhr total arse bandits by the way an aw that"
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Male who likes male ass. Known as Homosexual Or Fag. Often talks with a lisp.
Do not bend over in close proximity to an ass bandit or you’re in for a goosing. One of their favorite pastimes.
Assbandits do not make good friends. As bandits also like to take it in the rear.
"watch the motherfuck out, there's ASS BANDITS ABOUT!"
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Another derogitory term for a homosexual Male, usually used jokingly, or as an insult to someone who is in fact heterosexual
"Freddie over there is such an Ass-Bandit"
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A flaming fag that thinks he can swipe or rip off a piece of man bootie.
"hey Queer, let go of my ass!~! because I know you werent reaching for my wallet!"
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