bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

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Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

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bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

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Bastardized

Extremely distorted. No longer resembling the idea presented by the original.

The bastardized photo showed me having sex with a monkey.

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bastard

Someone who killed your dog.

That bloody bastard killed my dog!

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bastards

Those responsible for the death of Kenny on South Park.

"Oh my God! They killed Kenny!"
"You bastards!"

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bastard

An Australian unit of measurment often used to describe extraordinary measures, particularly that of people and the weather. can be used as a noun, verb and adjective.

He ran like a bastard
It's blowing 40 bastards
It's a bastard of a day

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