Bastard

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

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Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

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bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

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bastarded

A term used to describe a retarded bastard.

Man, Tom is so bastarded.

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Bastardize

To make illegitimate or to severely degrade the quality of

Man, the way Soulja Boy bastardizes rap makes me wonder if rap's even music anymore.

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Bastard

Besides all the usual meanings, it has a meaning in engineering as well. A bastard is a type of coarse-toothed file.

Conversation in the stores.
"Hi, I need a file."
"A half-round bastard?"
"No, a little triangular fucker."

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bastard

One born without married parents.

Ben is a bastard.

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