To Bastardize :
To take something and
Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.
Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)
Bastardizing.
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bas-tard-ize (Verb)
1. To diminish the quality or character of;
2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize
3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.
I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.
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Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you donβt like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.
βShit! What a bastard!β
βWhat do you mean?β
βTake your pick.β
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1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com
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A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.
"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.
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when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before
'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'
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