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bauered

And expression of orgasmic joy in which one ejaculates hot lead into the twitching body of one's worst enemy, or a casual acquaintance, or just someone who happens to be crossing the road in front of one.

From the frequent and psychotic killing sprees perpetrated by Jack Bauer from the TV series "24".

When I saw Elisha Cuthbert kissing Sarah Clarke, I bauered.

by Nigel Farage's spunky backpack November 10, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


bauer

being or the act of being a pussy

"Man I tried to ask that girl out but I Bauer'd out"
"I would go to that party but I'm a Bauer"

by syborg March 8, 2005

178๐Ÿ‘ 241๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bauer-Bauer Combo

In hockey when a player is a total bender and his helmet is of the Bauer brand attached with the ugly stock Bauer cage. most players, at least cool ones, get the Bauer helmet with a dope CCM or Itech cage, not the ugly grey Bauer one that makes u look like a total fag. So when you see a player that is a complete scrub and is wearing this combination, make sure you complement him on his nice Bauer-Bauer Combo.

"Hey Dave, nice Bauer-Bauer Combo faggot"

by JoeyDangles69 October 15, 2009


bauer

v. To seriously wreck someone's flow, especially in the style of Jack Bauer.

Darryl was having a nice day, but I had to bauer his ass when he stepped to my girl.

by Mickey February 23, 2005

82๐Ÿ‘ 138๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bauer

To shave your beard onto a womans vagina, then continue to eat her out and come out with your beard back in its place

yeah dud, brian totally bauered his girlfriend. what a melvin

by Major.e.rection November 20, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bauer

The most epic fails ever. Failing at everything. Failure.

wow man. that was a real bauer when you lost you bong.

You sure bauered that math test.

by JIMMY CRAX CORN March 25, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 74๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bauer

The act of giving oral sex to a male. Derived from the sounds of oral sex on the penis.

My friend John paid $50 to Sue for some bauer.

by demonspeed October 23, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž