Honey Bear

A chubby, striped, honey-colored dog that looks like a little bear. Honey bears can be found in a honey bear tree, just as cute as they can be, or in a honey bear bush eating honey bear mush. Just as sweet as he can be, the only one for me.

My honey bear won't stop eating, he gets stuck in the doggy door like Pooh got stuck in Rabbit's rabbit hole!

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Honey Bear

An extremely rare type of polar bear that few people have seen. This type of bear is well known for its gentle behavior and is the only bear capable of producing its own honey. Nowadays it is considered an endangered species. The Honey Bear origins are traced back to last being seen in Yellowstone National park during the winter season when they are known to come out of their dens and hunt for food.

Honey Bear

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Honey Bear

Term of endearment used by well jelled Sales Rep in the act of trying calm steaming spouse after being dragged out of strip club by his own father. Noun

Honey bear, she's just a stripper who's trying to pay for school.

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honey bears

Similar to sticky rice but for bears, a hirsute gay male who dates other hirsute gay males.

Let's go down to the Lone Star and find us some honey bears, those guys will be all up on this big furry body.

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Honey bear

When you take a mason jar full of honey and shove your penis in it. Once your penis is covered, go to the woods, find a good tree, then hold onto a branch and just wait until a big bear finds you. You can’t move when he starts licking or else the bear might get suspicious and bite your penis off. Once it is almost done, drop down and run as fast as you can butt-naked with your dick swinging between your legs until the bear stops chasing you.

Mike: Yesterday I pulled the sneakiest Honey bear known to man.
Diego: That’s sick! I wish I could’ve seen it.

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let's fill this bear with honey

From the game Kingdom Hearts II, this phrase can also be used instead of "let's do this". Signifies a taking charge of matters, or setting out to accomplish something.

"We have to finish this project by Monday"
"All right team, let's fill this bear with honey!"

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Texas Honey Bear

A sex act that requires several gallons of honey and peanut butter, several large hairy men, one petite woman, several horse dildos, and a dead bear. To be considered a Texas Honey Bear, act must take place in Texas.

Did you hear about that Texas Honey Bear that those guys got arrested for?

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