bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.

Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!

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Rusty Bearded Lady

When a women is giving either a man or a women a rimjob (licking of the anus) and the man or woman recieving it shits all over the women's face, giving her a beard of shit on her face.

Oh yea! This one time, I was with a girl, and i gave her the Rusty Bearded Lady, and she loved it!

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firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

bearded lady

when a girl is giving a blowjob, and you have her panties in her mouth.
they hang down like a beard.

man, last night she was a total bearded lady.

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Lady Beard

Unkempt and overgrown women's pubic hair. Sometimes forms the shape of a man's beard.

I have a date tonight, time to trim the lady beard.

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Bearded lady

The lady with the beard from Spaceballs.

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?

Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.

Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.