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A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.
Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}
Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}
Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."
American viewer: "What a Becker."
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Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.
Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.
Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"
Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."
Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."
Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."
Alternative-
Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"
Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."
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1. Someone who likes men.
2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.
3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.
4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.
Such a fucking Becker. He sucked about 5 dicks last night, but it was cool cuz they all signed his point book. After that he got drunk at a raid but failed to get pussy.
Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.
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A annoying kid that says Esskeetit all day and says stuff like he said put it in me
Shut up Becker no one likes you
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Pronounciation:Beck-Er
1. Someone who hates Justin Bieber but talks about him all the time.
2. Says all your music sucks and he listens to only "good" music.
3. Bass Guitar is suppprreeemmmeelllyyyy important, nothing else matters, GRATS
4. Likes to complain all the time!
5. Says their dad wants to string them by their balls on a doorframe... lol
6. Steals your cookies and reads your texts... DIE IN HELL
7. Doesnt like any special effects in movies-likes black and white silent films...
8. He is OBVIOUSLY (not) always right. Argues even when he's wrong, and cuts you off when you are talking all the time.
Dont be a becker, brah!
"I dont like Avatar, the special effects were terrible." -Becker
"Dude, no one like you, you know that right, Becker?"
"Justin Bieber has no balls" -Becker
"I liked 300 man, that was a good-" yangsta334; the reply by Becker-" Hello no dude, that movie sucked balls, i hated that movie, the special effects were terrible." "ok..." yangsta334
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Someone who is a wimpy kid at a MPS school. Normally starts stuff and don't follows up on the stuff he/she pulled.
Kid 1: Oh, God! He just another Becker!
Kid 2: Wow, I used to look up to that kid.
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This is when a co-worker generally your boss or higher unexpectedly steals your food.
Who in the hell beckered all of my miracle whip?
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