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- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
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Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
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damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
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Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.
Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!
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A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.
Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.
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A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.
Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"
Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"
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