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- After Bacon. it's the way of life
- The saver of old lonely men
- It even sounds cool..heh..heh.. Beer.
- I'm so drunk I forgot my life sucks
- Look everyone.. that guys hat looks like a penis...
- heheheheheeheehehehehe pickle...
Beer has been around since the dawn of man, and just like to day, Beer has been a large part of the human mating Ritual. It has two uses, one being to help lube the joints in a females hips in order for a perfect landing. The other use is when the hip joint is well lubed but your eyes are seeing ugly.
Ah man i want to bone that chick over there, i better use some beer.
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Ah man she is my only option but my eyes only see ugly, i better drink alot of beer.
damn i wonder how i gained my freshman 15??
maybe it was the thousands of gallons of beer??
Temporary solution for all of lifes problems.
Eh lets go drink some beer after school and get drunk!!!
A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.
Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.
A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.
Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"
Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"