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Debilitating affliction following a major night of revelry on the sauce, characterised by feelings of depression and melancholy. These symptoms often accompanied by guilt, listlessness, inertia and hot liquid shitting.
I'm so miserable, I got absolutely cunted at that wedding and am now experiencing a horrendous Beeriod
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When two or more bro's at a party sync up going to the keg to refill their beer throughout the night. It's the same affect women have when they hang out for a long period of time and their monthly visit from Aunt Flo syncs up.
Neil: bro, you need another beer again too?
Me: yea, dude. Looks like we synced up our beeriod. (High five)
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A man's time of the month. It occurs during the man's wife/girlfriend's period, when the man needs to constantly drink beer to cope with significant other's PMS.
Man 1: I'll have another pint of Pliny the Elder
Man 2: This is your fifth pint; don't you think you've had enough.
Man 1: Usually, but it's my wife's time of the month, so I'm on my Beeriod
Man 2: Oh shit! This one's on the house man!
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When you spill beer on your crotch
Guy #1 (spills beer on his pants) Oh my god I just had my BEERIOD
Guy #2 ha ha pussy
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Any red, fruit-flavoured Belgian beer, preferably one of the scary opaque ones.
Served in a glass, looks like hell. Typically strong enough to fell a cow the cloudy shit guarantees a massive hangover.
PW drank 8 pints of beeriod last night; he wasn't so much on the rag as on the carpet.
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A "Beeriod" is what you call the period of time when you and the group of friends you are with are finishing drinks at the same time.
"I need another drink" says the man. "So do we" replies the group of friends. "We must be getting our beeriod" says the man.
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A period of time when men drink beer.
Girl: I'm in a bad mood ... I'm on my period
Guy: too bad for you I'm happy I'm on my beeriod.
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