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A great force only to be used by parents.
Billy's Mom: Why did I find PornHub on your search history?
Billy: M-mom-
Billy's Mom: HENRY GET THE BELT
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the way to keep children in line
son, do you want me to get out the belt?
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A competition between male roommates (use of an actual title belt is encouraged) in which the winner is the first to sleep with two women at the same time while still in accordance with the following rules:
1. The aggragate age of all participants must be under 83
2. The aggragate weight of all participants must be under 400 lbs.
3. Are you paying these women? ...be honest.
4. Use of tequilla and the "mortality angle" are allowed.
"Dude, I can't figure out which one is the third wheel."
"Oh, my God...It's a tricycle!"
"It's time, I have been chosen...I'm going for The Belt."
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1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt
I will belt you upside your head if you look at my ladies teats one more time!
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A stage of drunkenness between hammered and shit-faced. Not full blacked out but passes browning out.
Matt was Belted last night
duke depp / willy wonka tiktoks louis vuitton belt
“do you guys like my belt my dear children?” - willywonkatiktok showing the belt in his live 🙄🤚
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The weapon wielded by a miniboss called "Dad" in the game called "Outside". It has a 100% drop rate unless damaged too far in combat. It is usually worn as a trophy around players waists, as it makes a poor weapon in combat with equal level players.
Player 1: Dude how do you get the belt?
Player 2: You need to beat the miniboss dad without taking too many hits.