Pervert

You

Harry: The person looking at this is such a pervert.

George: How so?

Harry: They keep looking up weird stuff on Urban Dictionary

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69

If you see this number make sure to say "Nice" so your friends dont think you're a lame ass.

Hannah: Oh my phone is on 69%. Nice!

Jerry: Nice

Arnold: I dont get it. Why are you saying nice?

Hannah: Bruh

Jerry: Poor Arnold...

Sex

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

The Belt

A great force only to be used by parents.

Billy's Mom: Why did I find PornHub on your search history?

Billy: M-mom-

Billy's Mom: HENRY GET THE BELT

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UwU

1) An abomination

2) An emoticon, used by weebs

3) Shows cuteness, or shyness

Im so cute UwU. I wove annoying people with dis cutesy language! UwU 👉👈

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Donald Trump

A clown

Me: *Googles donald trump*

Google: Did you mean Douchebag? Clown? Idiot? Dickhead? Asshole?

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