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1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.
2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.
3. A character on the TV show Futurama.
1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.
2. Are you really a bender?
3. KILL ALL HUMANS!
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An English slang term for homosexual. Used as an epithet for a male who is bent over.
Oi look at that poof Dominic, he's a right bender.
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A robot from Futurama who drinks to replenish his fuel cells and smokes because it makes him look cool. He steals, lies and is generally selfish.
His best friend and room mate is Fry.
Bender fears magnets as they turn him into a country singer which he secretly likes anyway.
His top ten most uttered words are:
10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffodil
1. Ass
He also once sold his body and subsequently stole it back off Richard Nixon's head.
Also appeared on TV and campaigned against himself for being on TV.
Also acted as God for a race of tiny people for a short while and then met God which was a talking galaxy
Fry: Goodnight Bender
Bender: Goodnight Fry *eye cover goes down* Kill All Humans, Kill All Humans
Fry: Bender, Bender
Bender: Wah?
Fry: Do you have a bathroom?
Bender: A what?
Fry: A bathroom
Bender: huh?
Fry: Ah forget it
Bender: *goes back to sleep* Hey sexy moma, wanna kill all humans
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A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
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british slang for a poof (homosexual)
Hey Johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor
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The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.
I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
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An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.
The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.
operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"
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