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Benet Academy is a four year, college preparatory, co-educational, Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL. The school is academically challenging and its students routinely have among the highest average ACT/SAT scores in the state of Illinois. 100% of graduates enroll in college -- often going to elite Ivy League, private and public universities and earning academic scholarships.
Benet Academy's 112-year history incorporates the education of young men at St. Procopius Academy and young women at Sacred Heart Academy. The two Academies operated separately until they were merged as the current co-educational, Benedictine school named Benet Academy in 1967.
Benet Academy has a very competitive admissions process, via entrance exam, with approximately 500 candidates vying for 300 spots in each entering freshman class. Tuition is competitive with other local private schools, and more economical than many comparable private schools in the city of Chicago and north suburbs.
Benet Academy offers a range of extracurriculars including music, drama, community service, student government and sports (Redwings). Benet Academy boys soccer and girls basketball teams in particular have had historically strong programs.
Benet Academy students know the difference between the words "there," "their" and "they're" so THEY'RE not wasting THEIR parents' money.
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Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
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An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.
Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"
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The name of a private Catholic high school located in Lisle, IL, the students of which seem to be under the impression they are God's gift to humanity. Due to its distinction of being a private school, and the requirement of passing an entrance exam in order to attend it, the academy and its students/alumni will tell anyone and everyone that they, and they're dipshit children, are the epitome of human perfection. The entrance exam is taken by pompous 8th grade hopefuls who happen to believe they are head and shoulders better than anyone else and don't belong in filthy public schools and learn alongside the servile scum that populates them. The entrance exam is, however, a complete joke, as its only real purpose is so Benet attendees can claim to their inferior public school peers that they had to take a test to get where they are now, and are, therefore, much, much better than you (they did, of course, go to *the* Benet Academy). While the neighboring city of Naperville has garnered a false and misleading reputation of being the douchiest town in Chicagoland, this falsehood does not apply to students and graduates of Benet Academy. For these people this reputation is entirely accurate. Due to this, Benet, its students, and its alumni, are hated by every public school student within a 50 mile radius.
(Benet student's expectation of all other humans)
Lesser Public School Student: Where do you go to school?
Benet Student: I go to Benet. You know, *the* Benet Academy?
Lesser Public School Student: Can I suck your dick?
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The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
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just some rich stuck up white fucks. nazareth is better.
“benet academy can suck my dick”
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A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.
For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?
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