Boring book they make you read at school, describing some hero called Beowulf killing a demon. Nobody except English majors really care about it.
Beowulf was a hero. He does hero stuff. He makes a point of being a dick about it. Beowulf is cool.
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another word to sport wood, stiffy, chub, erection, or boner
"Dude you sporting a Beowulf?"
"I was griding on some girl and i had a Beowulf"
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A master of all he surveys, one who is always in control of all situations that he is in
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Call someone this when they are saying something or doing something repeatedly in a short time.
Guy: Hey can i get some of that?
Guy 2: Yeah sure
Guy: Hey can i have some?
You: He is Beowulf!
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The act of trying using money or PayPal to solve your problems. Usually done by someone not too smart.
Origin: Somewhere in Turkey, Over the internet.
"You remember that one guy who tried to Beowulf the jury of his trial?"
"Yeah?"
"He totally got caught for it!"
"Wow, get owned!"
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Beowulf is to perform an act that is nearly superhuman or amazingly epic. Making you seem boarder line Spartan/Beowulf. This term can also be used for sexual intercourse or talking about previous sexual experiences.
Today i escaped out of jail and Beowulf'd that gate to freedom.
I saw this bad chick last night, needless to say i took her to my house and went all sorts of Beowulf on that pussy.
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Beowulf, the most awesomest warrior of all time, now has a adjective here. If you're bad-ass along with some kick-ass, you got some serious Beowulfness.
Dude, when you ran over those five guys to get a touchdown-that was some serious Beowulfness!!