~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|

when you are so bored that you try out all kinds of different patterns in wich you can hit the keys on your keyboard just so you can read in the definition that you're bored

I'm so bored. Lemme hit the keys on my keyboard in different patterns. Let's try ~zaq!xsw@cde#vfr$bgt%nhy^mju&<ki*>lo(?:p)"{_}+|

6👍 4👎

|}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

wow you must be extremely bored, or almost as bored as I am to make this in class

|}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` is peak boredem

9👍 4👎

`\1qaz]'/2wsx=[;.3edc-pl,4rfv0okm5tgb9ijn6yh8u7&U*HY^NNJI(BGT%MMMKO)VFR$<LP_CDE#>:{+XSW@?"}ZAQ!|~

It's me again, here with another keyboard amalgamation. this one is made by going from top left to bottom left for one column, then top right to bottom right on the opposite side of the keyboard, then again backwards

Me: God I just wanna `\1qaz'/2wsx=;.3edc-pl,4rfv0okm5tgb9ijn6yh8u7&U*HY^NNJI(BGT%MMMKO)VFR$<LP_CDE#>:{+XSW@?"}ZAQ!|~
Random person walking down the street: What the Fuck?

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`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`

The final level of keyboard smashing. You did all of the letter combinations then you did all caps as well then you did all of that backward. Its so long that Urban Dictionary doesn't let you add the last `. I don't think there is anything further than this unless you add spaces.

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1` is my favorite thing to manually type when I'm bored.

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~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

YOU HAVE REACHED THE END BY NOW YOU DO NOT EXIST BECAUSE OF HOW BOARD YOU ARE DON'T WORRY I TRIED DOING IT BUT I FOUND NOTHING.
YOU CLAIMED THE "I NO LONGER EXIST TROPHY"

~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>??><MNBVCXZ":LKJHGFDSA|}{POIUYTREWQ+_)(*&^%$#@!~~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!~

4👍 2👎

`1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-['=]\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\]='[-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147

Anyone who type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq, zxacsqvdwbfengrmhtjykuliop and any other hidden keyboard triggers imaginable. If you turn on your computer on Saturdays then you increased the amount of boredom then you just type everywhere on your keyboard; up to down instead of left to right.

Sister: Stop pretending to type random letters and play Pony Town.
Me: Okay, then just wait a little bit. *searching `1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\~!QAZ@WSX#EDC$RFV%TGB^YHN&UJM*IK<(OL>)P:?_{"+}||}+"{_?:P)>LO(<KI*MJU&NHY^BGT%VFR$CDE#XSW@ZAQ!\='-/;p0.lo9,ki8mju7nhy6bgt5vfr4cde3xsw2zaq1`7410/8520*963.-++-.369*0258/0147 into Urban Dictionary and see the definition*

7👍 3👎