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Bilbo

An unstoppable force, ring leader of the beri and bori. Often called bilbo beansprout for his notoriously massive knob. Wants over hentai and gets any girl he wants. Instant death upon his touch.

‘Hey did u see how many girls bilbo raped’ here bilbo means he is a rapist

by cannysaylad February 23, 2019


bilbo

someone who totally fucks up, like in baseball when a ball is hit to the third baseman and he totally muffs the play

Tonight was supposed to be the best night of my life until this 80 year old woman ran over my sister, fucking BILBO!

by Sir Joseph Poon February 15, 2008


bilbo

For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.

"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."

by Mr Ben April 22, 2005


Bilboing

To wank into the arsehole of a man

Knut sighed a relief after bilboing toms anus

by Perplex February 06, 2003


bilbo

1.a stay at home dad

1.That woman over there brings home the bacon because her husband is a bilbo. (snickers heeh hee)

by mista mandalicious March 04, 2005


Bilbo Swaggins

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

by Rile E. Escobar May 02, 2011


Bilbo Teabaggins

A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.

If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!

by Headexpl0dy October 12, 2009