An unstoppable force, ring leader of the beri and bori. Often called bilbo beansprout for his notoriously massive knob. Wants over hentai and gets any girl he wants. Instant death upon his touch.
βHey did u see how many girls bilbo rapedβ here bilbo means he is a rapist
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someone who totally fucks up, like in baseball when a ball is hit to the third baseman and he totally muffs the play
Tonight was supposed to be the best night of my life until this 80 year old woman ran over my sister, fucking BILBO!
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For whatever reason, a bilbo became the name given to an individual who wasn't given much chance of survival during games of Advanced Dungeons & Dragons. For added humililation, the name was pronounced in a low voice with the emphasis on the O. Also used to designate an NPC who was clearly about to die in a poorly disguised plot twist.
"Oi, Bilbo! Just pop your head around that door and tell us if any orcs are there... oh, he's been shot in the head."
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To wank into the arsehole of a man
Knut sighed a relief after bilboing toms anus
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1.a stay at home dad
1.That woman over there brings home the bacon because her husband is a bilbo. (snickers heeh hee)
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A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
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A Hobbit-esqe guy who just happens to be a douche, or likes other dudes.
If you're gonna be a jerk, why don't you just go back to the Shire Bilbo Teabaggins!
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