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The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.
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A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
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The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean
Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*
Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!
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Kaboom! and my hearing was finally gone.
guy1: Have you heard of Billy Mays?
guy2: what?
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Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*
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The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Billy Mays" is to, at a moment of particular intensity, shout "The secret's in the ___(insert sexual act, nickname, or body part here)!!"
"I'm putting my thumb in your butt!!!" =The Billy Mays
"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays
"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays
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