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The man that is most known as a spokesman for several cleaning products, and while speaking for these various products is well known for his continuous use of CAPSLOCK!
HEY BILLY MAYS HERE! TRY SOME OF OUR NEW OXY-CLEAN, CLEAN YOUR SHOWER, CLEAN YOUR FLOOR, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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A sexual act in which a man inserts the tip of his penis and she starts moaning. After she thinks she's having fun, the man yells, "BUT WAIT THERE MORE" and fully penetrates the juicy moist female reproductive organ.
Last night I did a line of Oxi-Clean and Billy Mays'd that bitch into a coma.
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A pitchman known for talking loudly, his beard, and his blue shirt.
Also known for pitching OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning products.
Billy was also the star of a documentary series,pitchmen, alongside Anthony "Sully" Sullivan.
As much as people thought Billy was annoying he became a cultural icon.
Billy will probably be the most famous pitchman ever.
On June 28, 2009 Bill tragically passed away from a heart attack.
R.I.P Billy Mays
Dude 1: Hey you know what I realized?
Dude 2: What?
Dude1: That 100% of all infomercials have Billy Mays in them.
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The only man who has been known to survive from doing lines of Oxi-Clean
Billy Mays: BUY OXI-CLEAN OR I'LL HAVE TO RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND DIP THEM IN KABOOM!!!! *snort*
Ox-Clean is great to rub in the eyes, watch this!
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Kaboom! and my hearing was finally gone.
guy1: Have you heard of Billy Mays?
guy2: what?
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Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*
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Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.
I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.
I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.
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