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The act of whitewater rowing class VI rapids blindfolded inside a shitty aluminum boat.
"This may sound counterintuitive, but our only hope for survival is birdboxing this river."
"Bro, it would be sick if we birdboxed Big Mama!"
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When a casual decision ends in disaster
We decided to watch a movie, but it turned out to be a rehash of "The Happening." We got birdboxed so hard.
We thought it would be a good idea to go to the bar, but we totally got birdboxed when it turned out to be beer pong night...
We thought it would be a good idea to go to Chick Fil A but when we arrived, we forgot it was a Sunday. Birdboxed yet again....
When you walk into something because you couldn't see it. Example - Stubbing your toe in the middle of the night, or being blindly hit with something.
I have a black eye from being birdboxed by the softball.
I bed post birdboxed me last night and broke my toe.
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A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.
The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.
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When you're giving a man a blowjob and he nuts over your face covering your eyes. you then have to blindly try and find a towel.
Last night I was blowing my boyfriend and he birdboxed me
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When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
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A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie “Birdbox”, where A woman survives an apocalypse.
Dave: Where’s James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.
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