A Birdbox is a man who gets turned on hearing his wife fuck other men. Birdboxing occurs when a married woman fucks another man with her husband's full knowledge and consent, while the husband is blindfolded. She does it because it makes him hard as a rock and often because he is inadequate in bed.
The sexy bitch was birdboxing her husband with Vin Diesel because his cock was too small.
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When a woman digitally penetrates her own rectum during vaginal intercourse while watching a Sandra Bullock film.
My boyfriend and I had a super hot birdbox session when The Blindside was on HBO last night.
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When 2 trap queens fist fight over the last 40oz of Olde English
The 2 hoes decided to birdbox over the last drink
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To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
Birdbox yourself -> KYS
John is so annoying, he needs to birdbox
You need to birdbox that post before your mom birdboxes you
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To birdbox oneself -> To commit suicide
To birdbox someone -> To murder someone
Go birdbox yourself -> KYS
John is so annoying, he should go birdbox
You need to birdbox that post before your mom sees it and birdboxes you
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When ur in a situation where u have to fuck a really hideous girl and you don't wanna look at her face so u blindfold yourself like in the movie
Aiden : I can't bring myself to fuck Shannon she's too ugly
William: Just Birdbox fuck it dude
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A challenge created where a person has to do everyday things with a blindfold on, similar to the movie βBirdboxβ, where A woman survives an apocalypse.
Dave: Whereβs James?
Steve: He got his head chopped off after working on his car with a blindfold on.
Dave: Like the Birdbox Challenge?
Steve: exactly.
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