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Lesbian footwear that people named Janell lust after, crave and ultimately purchase. This purchase will be mocked by all gubbies everywhere.
OMG! Those birkenstocks are so lesbian, Janell! Gubby does not approve.
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The most effective form of birth control developed. Works for both sexes, and uses a unique footwear-based approach not commonly seen in other solutions.
Bruv, did you see that nasty ass broad in them Birkenstocks?
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A creepy hippy that stalks people.
A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.
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The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.
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Only the most comfortable shoes and sandals you will ever find. Sandals and clogs are the typical occurrence, however, they produce various other types. Worn by hippies and preps alike, lauded for comfort by all. Everyone should own at least one pair.
Dude, I feel like I am walking on a cloud, thanks to my BIRKENSTOCKS!
Me too!
Lesbian Prada.
That is, however UD insists on 20 letters and 3 words, so this is just filler.
Person A: She is wearing birkenstocks.
Person B: She must be a tuppence-licker.
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lesbian sandals
a disgrace to footwear
that shit that vsco girls wear
Bella - “look at my new birkenstocks !”
Liam - “ get that lesbian shit out of here”
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