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When you cut a hole in the side of a box and have your partner lay her head in it, then have all your friends gather around and shit in it until the box is filled and you can no longer see your partner's face.
Then all of your friends help clean off your partner's face at the the same time by giving her a golden shower and shouting happy birthday.
I'm going to surprise my wife tonight with a Michaela birthday party.
A birthday party in full Russian style. Fun party games like Russian Roulette, great Molotov Cocktails to drink, and, for the birthday boy/girl: death in a drive-by shooting courtesy of the Russian mafia!
In Training Day, Denzel Washington's character is the guest of honor at a fun-filled Russian Birthday Party.
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When your brother sharts all over your bed and pillows in attempt to make you dream of shitty somalian birthday parties.
JAKE WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SOMALIAN BIRTHDAY PARTY-ED MY WHOLE FRIGGN BED!?!?!?
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An event where someone gets amatuerishly wasted.
It was like a yuppie birthday party last Friday, John really tied one on!
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an excuse that someone uses which is most likely a lie
John: Jack didn't show up for work today. Apparently he had to go to a family gathering or something.
Jake: sounds like his uncle's cat's birthday party to me.
An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.
Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!
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An annual tradition when a 16 year old male turns 16. The family blows up balloons and the male ejaculates in each uninflated balloon, and then had a countdown to when the male would turn 16, and at that moment they would fill up the balloons and pop them, showering everyone in the male's semen. Then, the mother of the family has a "special" time with the male in a private dormitory as in "initiation" into manhood.
Jamie did the annual New Zealand Birthday Party last year... ITS NOW MY TURN!