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When you're trying to provoke a guy who doesn't get upset, that's a bland you fucking with.
Jim's such a bland, he doesn't get upset when you say something to him with his thin skin and all.
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A stereotypical blonde and tan girl. It's completely obvious that she is not naturally blond or tan due to her dark roots and and streaky legs.
A bland is most often seen toting a large designer bag, texting on her expensive cell phone, and/or sipping a drink from Starbuck's. Most blands wear short shorts and a tube top or a short sun dress that also shows off her augmented breasts.
Did you see that bland that just walked by? Her purse (if it is a purse and not a body bag) came down farther than her dress! She needs to get over herself.
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The feeling of mild contentment after vanilla sex.
Mackehnzie and I were totally blanding after church last night.
No color is bland. Doesn't mean white, not the same thing.
That guy doesn't get mad at or about anything, what a bland.
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Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?
Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.
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