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Don't let the name fool you. This man's personality and character are anything but bland. World-renowned penitentiary cook. Able to conjure culinary magic using a microwave. Even with the dust cloud from ReRun fouling the air, his cooking prowess is something like that of the Iron Chef. His appearance is best described as the adult version of Rollo Brown. Microphone afro head and all.
Person 1: Yo, you seen Bland?
Person 2: YOU ALREADY KNOW, that motherfucker cooking.
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Middle of the three Pharmaceutical Stygian Witches. Coldest and Most Ferocious of the three. Favorite amongst StarChildren.
Person 1: Have you met Tina?
Person 2: That one stole my soul. She can have it.
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A girl worth going insane for. A girl worth breaking for. The girl that makes you realize all your bullshit has grown old and run its course. The girl that no matter what other woman has entered your field of view, they're still not Her. However, everytime a Her is made, a Him is made to balance the Cosmos.
Person 1: Who's that chic over there?
Person 2: That ain't no chic. That's a Princess. That's Her.
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An old, dusty motherfucker that looks like the Hobbit version of Ashy Larry. He may need baby powder on his head and chest, and his elbows and corns may need a little vaseline, but give him time. His tell-tale cloud of dust that follows him and his obsessive-compulsive desire to watch Oprah and Days of Our Lives reruns will soon endear him to you in a way you never thought possible. You'll eventually call him, Brother.
Person 1: Yo, you seen ReRun?
Person 2: Oprah on, he'll be back at it shortly. Dusty as ever.
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The Home of Believeland. The Home of Lake County, a place of Mutants, Myths, Legends, and Lore.
Person 1: Which way to Northeast Ohio?
Person 2: Not today, Officer.
Cofounder of El Consejo del Seguiradad.
Person 1: Where's El Pabon?
Person 2: You mean Mijo? No clue, dude. Check the "office".
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Family. Public. Faith. The 3 pillars of a strong community. The pillars on which Willoughby, OH is built.
Person 1: What do you believe in?
Person 2: F.P.F., to be frank.
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