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Blap

The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property

Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.

by Morga morga May 4, 2006

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Blap

A liquified squirt of shit.

Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.

by SorryNoVanilla February 9, 2021

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Blap

A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.

" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".

by SorryNoVanilla February 12, 2021

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blapping

To slap someone around the face with an erect penis

To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face

by Dan February 12, 2005

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blaps

to smack someone in the face !!

blaps u on da head blad

by MrW January 31, 2005

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Blap

To slap your cock against a woman's face.

Chan: I blap'd her!*BLAP*

by Tommy C July 7, 2005

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blap-blap

VERB; the act of a man swinging his nutsack back forth without using his hands, thus when the sack swing back hitting the taint it will result in the sound similiar to BLAP-BLAP

JOE SHOWED EVERYONE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING BY DOING BLAP-BLAPS

by substance_gabriel November 23, 2010

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