The act of slapping someone across the face with your penis. They then become your property
Drive by Blapping. Too slap someone in the face with your meatsword from a vehicle. It is extremely embarssing for the blapper and blappie.
Tim got blapped by charley, Tim is now Charley's bitch.
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Man, after eating from that foodtruck I got mad bubbleguts and almost blapped my pants.
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A very small dollop of turd, NOT a full shit.
" I wish I could have emptied out before going on the boat but could only squeeze out a blap".
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To slap someone around the face with an erect penis
To go up to someone and slap your penis against their face
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VERB; the act of a man swinging his nutsack back forth without using his hands, thus when the sack swing back hitting the taint it will result in the sound similiar to BLAP-BLAP
JOE SHOWED EVERYONE THE SOUND OF ONE HAND CLAPPING BY DOING BLAP-BLAPS
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