A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.
โWow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.โ
โMy depression is caused by bloof โ
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The act of utterly loving google, and all of its entirety.
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Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.
I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.
Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.
Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.
Example 1:
Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)
Shawn: Bloof!
Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)
Shawn: Bloofers!
Example 2:
*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*
Matt: Blam.
Shawn: What?
Matt: My ex just walked in dude!
Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.
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v. To explode romantically
n. A romantic explosion
My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.
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Something that you have desire for.
I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.