Bloof

A beautiful, almost marvelous metaphor for society and the pain of everyday life it puts on us.

“Wow, this is a tradegy.. ughhh society and all there bloofs.”

“My depression is caused by bloof “

Bloof

The act of utterly loving google, and all of its entirety.

Dude, I totally bloof!

Bloofed

To be high as a kite while under the influence of marijuana.

Yo im bloofed af

bloofing

Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.

I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.

bloof

Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.

Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.

Example 1:

Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)

Shawn: Bloof!

Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)

Shawn: Bloofers!

Example 2:

*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*

Matt: Blam.

Shawn: What?

Matt: My ex just walked in dude!

Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.

bloof

v. To explode romantically

n. A romantic explosion

My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.

bloof

Something that you have desire for.

I really have a bloof for some ice cream right now.