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Bloof is a communal and exclusive term amongst selected individuals to express a variety of emotions, concern, disgust, and appreciation for certain observations and familiarities.
That shit was fuckin' bloof.
That kickflip was bloof guy!
I can't believe we had to write that exam today, that was bloof!
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Farting in your partner's mouth while engaging in sex. Usually oral.
I was giving my bf a bj and he was bloofing me.
Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.
Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.
Example 1:
Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)
Shawn: Bloof!
Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)
Shawn: Bloofers!
Example 2:
*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*
Matt: Blam.
Shawn: What?
Matt: My ex just walked in dude!
Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.
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a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!
I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.
Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.
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Getting a blow job while smoking marijuana.
A bloof is lighting up while a person is sucking on your dick.
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v. To explode romantically
n. A romantic explosion
My computer short-circuited when I bloofed all over the keyboard.
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