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the act of recklessly abandoning all sense of decency by consuming large amounts of alcohol and drugs, and degrading women as much as possible.
Look at those bitches over there. My buddy just bent that one over and put a hole in it. He did a bunch of blow off her tits too. Blow it up!
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to Blow stuff up.
An activity, taken up primarily by men, as it is a very manly activity.
Usually includes the use of explosives to demolish small walls and buildings.
If one is feeling surprisingly manly, small animals can be blown up also.
Such an activity can only be made more manly through the addition of firearms, most notably an M203.
To increase the level of manliness to over 100% one should attempt to add in the use of Nuclear weaponry and/or other Thermobaric explosives.
Man: Dear, me and the boys are going out. I'll return to make sweet sweet love to you in about 13 hours.
Woman: I can't wait that long! Can't I just come with you? I can call some of my girlfriends
Man: Don't be silly woman! We're going to blow stuff up, it's too manly for you and your "girlfriends"
Woman: We can watch!
Man: You don't want to be watching when we blow up a kitten, a diamond or a cooker! hahahahahaha
Man walks off chuckling at his amusing sexist jab.
Woman *to herself*: Fucking men...
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To release a particularly nasty,smelly fart. Usually happens after eating Mexican food or something similar (e.g. Taco Bell).
Johnny watched his friend Ben wolf down five bean burritos. Johnny told Ben "you know you're going to blow yourself up in a few minutes."
When someone constantly texts your phone repeatedly with out you replying in between
Jenny was blowing me up so I had to finally reply
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Used to describe a night out either before going out or the morning after, usually when events of great hilarity are anticipated or have occured. Not to be confused with setting off explosives.
Male 1 - Hey bro, you coming out tonight?
Male 2 - Nah man. I've got no money.
Male 1 - Well I've got a whole bottle of vodka so I'm pretty sure I'll be blowing shit up tonight.
Male 2 - Fuck it, I'll be 10 minutes.
Male 1 - Rough night last night.
Male 2 - Yeah man, I feel like dick.
Male 1 - Do you remember getting naked and trying to take a shit on a roundabout?
Male 2 - Shit man, I have no idea. Really?
Male 1 - Yeah, I took a photo. We really blew shit up last night.
Male 2 - Awesome. Where did all these roadsigns come from?
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hey , u guys wanna go blow something up saturday
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When ur girl is giving a blowjob and doing a terrific job at it.
Yesterday Jamiee was blowing me up and that was the best sex she ever gave me.
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