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Derived from the american 'blud' and the english 'brethren' meaning a group of close brothers.
An upper-class method of speaking to commoners and trying to 'fit in'.
Person telling story: 'Me and my bludgeon got together on sunday after church'
Lady Smith: 'excuse my dear bludgeon, could you possibly direct me to Harrods?'
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getting dome while beating the chick with a club
those two are all brused up from the bludgeoning
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The action of having sex with a girl on her period and, subsequently, slapping her on the forehead with your, now blood covered, penis. This action causes the girl to look like she was brutally bludgeoned, but, in fact, has just engaged in some good ol' fashioned fun.
"Did you see those pics of Sylvia?! She looked like she got her head bashed in!!"
"No way man, she was just given the old bloody bludgeon. Look, shes smiling in the picture."
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1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.
2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!
Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.
1. FACE BLUDGEONED!!!
2. I face bludgeoned an ignorant bastard today. He died instantly.
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to take a serious beating from a police officer.
Have a good time. Don't get fuzz bludgeoned for bein' melungeon.
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After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.
Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.
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