BLURGS

n. A great story contributed to a website that collects great stories. It is an acronym for Blog UR Greatest Stories.

v. the the act of contributing a great story to a website that collects great stories.

n. I read some blurgs that were so funny, beer shot out of my nose.

v. I saw a guy get set on fire at a gas station today - AND I GOT PICTURES - so I am going to blurg it for the world when I get home.

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blurg

Noun, a small little known organ in the human body, located slightly medial and dorsal to the vermiform appendix, also referred to as the "love muffin."

Ouch! You've stepped upon my blurg! It's now bleeding profusely. I must find the strength to roller-blade to the hospital!

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blurg

A blog updated with short blurbs about random content. Usually contains numerous links to current web phenomenon, such as HTML-eating robots. Origin of word is thought to be a combination blog and "blah" and "ugh."

Did you see the latest blurg on pthbbbt.com?

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blurge

1)to master bate (male)

man, when im goin home, im going to blurge all over my hoe

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blurge

The extreme sickness near the end,and two days after a hardcore binge session
combination of the words binge and lurge

Waking up Tuesday night laying on the floor with your head out the doggy door wonderin' why its so dark on a sunday morning

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Schmurg Blurg

The day after tomorrow, or tomorrow's tomorrow

Male: "hey babe when do you wanna have sex?" Female: "Schmurg blurg."

Blurging

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"