What Indiana University fans and/or students wish they were.
IU fan - This sucks, I went to IU for girls, parties, and basketball. I didn't know they all had STDs, my clarinet degree just wouldn't get me a job, and our prized basketball team can't beat Nebraska. I should've been a Purdue Boilermaker.
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A shot of the finest available liquor dropped into the cheapest available beer.
"Barkeep! A hobo boilermaker, if you please: Jonnie Walker Blue dropped into Natty Light!"
A coffee drink consisting of a cup of regular coffee to which one or more shots of espresso have been added.
Jerry got wired the night before the final on three Seattle Boilermakers.
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The official mascot of Purdue University operated by the Reamer Club. It is capable of travelling on the interstate. On game days it cruises the Purdue campus sounding its train horn.
Did you hear the Boilermaker Special this morning? Yes, it woke me up just in time to watch Purdue's football team beat IU yet again.
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A Purdue Boilermaker is what happens when you're traveling to or around West Lafayette, Indiana, and you get a really bad case of diarrhea.
Joe, can you please pull over the car. I can't wait until the next rest stop and I feel a massive Purdue Boilermaker coming on.
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A sexual act in which one girl is used by various men in a "train" type of activity. All the men proceed to rapidly have sex with her one by one each yelling the typical train noise "WHOO WHOO."
"I wonder why that girl is lookin' so sore today."
"Oh man you didn't hear? The dudes from the first floor gave her a boilermaker special last night!"
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When youβre chicken fighting at your workβs summer pool party, and the fat chick on your shoulders cut a wet, bubbly fart on the back of your neck.
CO-Worker: Whatβs wrong? I thought you love chicken fighting...
Me: Oleβ Stacy just ripped a Casmalian Boilermaker on me π€’