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Country ruled by a speech-impaired Drug Dealer (Evo Morales) that loves to kiss Hugo Chavez's and Fidel Castro's asses, sometimes in tandem.
"Hey, amigo Chavez, amigo Castro, soy Evo, de Bolivia Bolivariana!"
Castro: "I guess I'm pulling my pants down once more"
Chavez: "Go ahead, I had enough of his brown nosing at the last summit"
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Bolivia lover: HEY MAN BOLIVIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER THE FOOD IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!
pros only dude: Awesome, sure, if you think giant tape worms crawling around in your intestines that might some day come half way out while you shit so you try pulling it out but it wont budge and you run out of the bathroom dripping diarrhea all over to find a knife to cut it out while likely substaining injuries to your anus/rectum and spreading AIDS to your entire family because you don't wash the diarrhea blood covered knife off before you cut your families hamburgers up resulting in your entire family leaving you and making you die a slow, lonely death is awesome.
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A statpadder from Argentina who is popularly known for scoring Tap in goals against small teams like Bolivia.
Brazil-❌
France-❌
Belgium-❌
Bolivia-✔
Dad, did you enjoy watching Copa America today?
No son Bolivia-Man ruined all the excitement for me by scoring Tap-in goals.
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A fraud from Argentina who can't score against big teams, loses the football match and lashes the anger out on Bolivia.
Dad, did that tax fraud Pessi score today?
Yea son, our own Bolivia-Man has scored a Hattrick in Penalties
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a way to reference something that happened that youre no embarassed of or regret.
One time in Bolivia, I got busted for drugs.