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When the person who lights the joint and takes the first puff also finishes it off, it is known as a "bookend". If another person finishes it off but they did not light the doobie, it is called a "bookmark".
"Here bro you rolled it, bookend that zoot"
The act of having a meal that consist of eating an appetizer and a dessert.
We are going to go having dinner at Applebee's and bookend it. I think I may have mozzarella sticks, nachos, and chocolate cake.
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When one drinks a chaser before and after a shot, they officially have bookended it. Therefore they are a bitch. Originated by Michael M, Boston College.
Andrea took a sip of orange juice, did not swallow and then proceeded to take a shot of vodka and then chased it with more orange juice. Andrea Bookended it.
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1.) Having sex with one person, leaving them and having sex with someone else unbeknownst to the first and, finally, returning to the first and banging them a final time, all within a short period of time.
2.) A person who particpates in such a sexual excursion.
1.) One night, in the Geen, the girl had a bookender.
2.) After the fun the night before, she was officially a bookender.
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A group of skinny girls between two heavy weight bitches. Usually done in professional photographs.
How did your wedding pictures turn out? "Nice, I am very happy with them! The photographer was really good." I saw you had two fatties in your wedding party. They didn't ruin the pictures did they? "No thank god she used them as bookends."
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To pad the start and/or end of vacation leave with sick days.
Homer bookended his vacation to Paris, by taking a sick day to pack, and a sick day to recover from jet lag.
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A shop in The University of Aberdeen which sells second-hand books. Inhabited by a range of utterly insane students who have nothing else to do with their time and make too many awkward and random jokes.
Volunteer A: Yo, you going to Bookends?
Volunteer B: Duh, what else have I got to do with my life.
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Volunteer C: When do we get the new computer system?
Volunteer D: Dude, we work at BOOKENDS; so, I'm guessing 22nd century (TBD).
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