Bookered

The art of being steaming on one pint or 15 depending on what was consumed the night before. Occasional inappropriate behaviour. Never knowing how you got home. Always nice to bar staff and door staff.

Ah look at Stuart, he's bookered again!
I was so bookered last night!

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Booker

A type of Masturbation that involves cucumbers up the butt. Then during climax, the man will shoot the cucumber out of his butt into the mouth of his partner.

Dude, i got a booker last night, and broke billy's teeth.

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Booker

A term used for denying previous sexual intercourse with another person.

Person A: "You slept with Maria!"
Person B: "No I never!"
Person C: "That guy just did a Booker."

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Booker

To become so filled with feigned outrage that one makes a fool of him/herself in front of a national TV audience.

The guy went full-0n Booker and everyone laughed at him.

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Booker

A person that can run faster than the wind. Someone who is always ready to run. See Book

Bobby- the block is full of po po today.

Jamal- yeah I know, I think that's a cruiser comming this way right now.

Bobby- gotta go. *runs*

Jamal- god damn that boy is a booker

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booker

A metaphysical punch. Sometimes a real punch can be called a booker, but not all punches are bookers. A booker is therefore an expression used to define the impression made by an action or thought.

"beef + grief = booker to the teeth"

"this tune will bring a booker to your ears"

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bookers

1. a word to describe a persons large teeth
2. another name for Michael Weldon

shut up or ill punch out your bookers

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