bootyism

a religion originating in the east(coast) encouraging the endowment of large quantities of (female) booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.

1)I've recently converted to bootyism. 2)Since the divorce, I've been able to practice bootyism.

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bootyism

Tiger Woods' real faith and religion.

Simon: did you hear that Tiger have cured his nymphomania with Buddhism?

John: No, mate! It was Bootyism...

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bootyism

Tiger Woods' professed religion of choice.

Sorry, Elin, I was just at the temple studying some new Bootyist techniques I read about. You know, I'm really into Bootyism.

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bootyism

The religion of booty

''Fuck those other boring ass religions dude, I just converted to bootyism, best shit EVER!!!''

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bootyism

Bootyism is a sexy religion often confused with Budhism.

I know more about Bootyism than I do about Catholicism!

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bootyism

another way of sharing your care of love with a friend

We need to share some bootyism with Tayler and Jessica.

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Bootyism

A religion where it a sin to be buttnaked unless alone. Also a sin to offend the booty. Rules
-Respect the booty
-Clean the booty
-See the booty

-Love the booty
-Take care of the booty

-Be the booty

Girl 1:Hey, are you a part of bootyism?
Girl 2:Yeahhh, respect the booty