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The religion of the Kardashians. Not to be confused with Buddhism. Bootyist–name for a believer in Bootyism. Bootyists worship the Kardashians and booties.
Wow, the cashier at this Skims location is such a bootyist! Maybe everyone who works at Skims strongly believes in Bootyism due to their booties.
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1) Like Alcoholism, bootyism is extreme sex addiction triggered by craving booty (hind quarters) to the point of making life unmanageable.
2) Often a poor attempt at humor, bootyism is an ignorant or scathing reference of the religion of Buddhism.
1) A fortune and a career were lost when Hugh Grant's bootyism drove him to get busted buying sex from Divine Brown on the streets of Los Angeles.
2) Chumley was so moronic last night, an attractive woman rushed away from him after he joked about Bootyism being his religion.
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a religion originating encouraging the endowment of large quantities of booty, getting booty, banging booty, etc.
Tiger wood's proclaimed religion
"Hey did you hear Tiger Woods is reinvesting himself in his Buddhist faith"
"No I think you're confused with Bootyism and from what I have heard, he has been pretty invested in his faith for a long time."
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The gospel according to Beyonce. Often confused with Buddhism.
Todd: I'm thinking about converting to Bootyism.
Michael: Nah man, it's BUDDHISM.
Todd: No, cause in Bootyism all you do is worship ass.
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Bootyism is a (quite good) religion, in which it’s followers believe in the booty, twerking, and performing booty popping. It is a monotheistic religion, led by the almighty baddie, Lenny. Lenny is quite special, as he has a triangular booty. That is the only thing that is special about Lenny’s body.
I follow bootyism.
He is a bootyist.
A distillation of esoteric mysticism from various cultures that provides for a means of enlightenment by cultivating erotic energies and celebrating the sex act: without desire their is no liberation; without liberation their is no life; without sex their is neither liberation nor life.
Go to a yoga class and look at all the booty. Bootyism gives one a reason to live and strive. Attaining the highest experience of booty: bliss and dissolution of the ego in union with the object of ones desire and ones inner sensuality is to achieve a taste of ultimate liberation and enlightenment.
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Bootyism is a up in coming religion. This religion follows the booty it's self in which is a gift from Lenny. Lenny is also know commonly as the booty face and found in the song "give me the booty" one of the first known odes to our mighty booty god. One of the main holla days (holidays but cooler) is on September 12th that is when we celebrate our birthing from the womb of Lenny, this day is to be devoted to booty popping and adding things to our booty shrines. Bootyism is your devotion and love of butts no matter how flat or round the booty got loves every booty. Big, small, round, flat, saggy, perky and maybe even triangular Lenny the booty god loves them all
I am a bootyist because I follow bootyism
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