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person 1 ‘Boris Johnson really is a cunt!’
person 2 ‘Yes! He’s a Walmart Donald Trump!’
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The last bastion of white male privilege and a national embarrassment.
Boris Johnson: Tally ho chaps and damn his eyes to Putney Bridge! Buller buller buller!!!!
Foreign tourist: What's he talking about? I didn't understand a word he said.
British citizen: That's Boris Johnson, he's our Prime Minister and I'm so ashamed, I want to emigrate.
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A foolish dickhead that looks like an Aldi version of Donald Trump.
Boris Johnson is a chaotic little shit.
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Noun. Used metaphorically to indicate a state of such profound confusion and total lack of comprehension that the speaker is feeling detached from reality.
Some of the lies I see written on buses these days make me think "What the Boris Johnson is going on?"
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Btec Donald Trump. He looks like a bird had their fucking nest on his head and hes a homophobic Islamophobe, if you support him then you need a therapist.
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(n, v)
Failing miserably and achieving the exactly opposite effect.
Building herd immunity in the UK was a Boris Johnson, with the PM and prince Charles both getting infected.
He told everybody to keep calm in such a voice that everyone started to run away. What a Boris Johnson.
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