When you accidentally cough and fart at the same time.
I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.
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A slang term used to describe projectile vomiting and explosive diarrhea at the same time.
Side effects may include: Blasting out of both ends.
To give oral sex and receive anal sex at the same time - a spit roast. The candle in question is a penis, or man made substitute such as a strap-on dildo.
Jon loves burning the candle both ends, it keeps him up all night.
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Being stricken with a virus or whatever that gives you the shits and makes you puke as well.
I'm so sick! I blew mud and then 10 minutes later I puked my guts out! I'm burning the candle at both ends!
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Idiom
To make two people or groups oppose each other so that you can gain/get an advantage from the situation.
Politicians often play both ends against the middle by bringing up religion into the politics.
Synonyms: Work both ends/sides against the middle.
"Why did you hoover the floor and then sweep it? "
"That's like sticking one way signs on both ends of the road"
The blandest of bland people, typically white folk. These people usually suck the life out of any situation with their overwhelming dullness.
"I got stuck in a conversation with Chad at the party, it was like talking to a log!"
"God I know! He's white on both ends"