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A German sausage
A derogatory term, usually with reference to the penis.
get your bratwurst out of my can, silly.
Hinnerk (who happens to be German) rather enjoys a juicy bratwust at supper time.
- "Hinnerk??" - "YEEEEESSSS???" - "you are such a damn bratwurst" - "SPOOME"
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Similar to the term "rice" when referring to automobiles, but in specific relation to cars of German manufacture. Always used when speaking of vehicles which have been unnecessarily "suped up" in ways that make them glow and loud, but never fast, and never by anyone who would know how to drive the cars properly.
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An exceptionally massive and nutty turd. This type of jobbie has been known to crack lavatory bowls and is a subspecies of the Guatemalan depth charge.
Oh man I just let a nutty bratwurst go. If you hear a noise in the night it'll be my sphincter snapping back into place.
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Norwegian Bratwurst is a term used in response to the presentation of any other term that one may be unfamiliar with. It may be used as an escape mechanism from a situation/question that tests one's knowledge of Urban Dictionary terms, or just a joke on a friend to test their honesty in being presented with an Urban Dictionary term.
An example of both applications is as follows:
Michael: Hey, Eloise, have you heard of a cream pie?
Eloise (with discomfiture): No, I have not. But have you heard of a Norwegian Bratwurst?
Michael (with false confidence): Yeah, that's disgusting!
Eloise: Moron! Norwegian bratwurst does not exist. I simply made it up in order to play you the fool.
when a guy with a chode fucks a girl with yeast infection
ryan made a sourdough bratwurst with your mom last night
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An in-your-face mother of all insults designed to frighten and bewilder the recipient due to its absurd combination of sausage and common everyday insult.
Hey man, who you talkin' to? "Oh, it's just Kathy" Tell her she ain't nothin' but a bratwurst bitch!
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When a man and a woman are performing the sex act of 69 with the man on top. The man, out of nowhere, does a bellyflop on top of the woman, therefore, thursting his dick down her throat and causing momentary choking
"So me and my girl were 69ing last night when all of a sudden i bratwurst bellyflopped her, she has had a sore throat ever since"
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