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The alcohol of choice typically drank by women who have to fit into a wedding dress and cannot afford to gain any calories from real beer. Thus, they drink bridesmaid's beer (water).
Annie: Hey Jill, you want to go to a frat party tonight? I hear there is going to be a lot of alcohol!
Jill: Remember Annie, I'm going to be in my sister's wedding, so I can only drink Bridesmaid's Beer!
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The ultimate present for a newlywed husband
Mark's wife is so cool. She let him have a Bridesmaid Sandwich on their wedding night
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Acting and thinking abnormally as the result of being a bridesmaid in a friend's wedding. Making decisions you would not normally make.
Similar to the beer goggles phenom.
See: How I Met Your Mother
I only hooked up with him because my best friend was getting married and I had a bad case of bridesmaid goggles.
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Having a boner, but secretly wanting a girl to suck it but in reality you just jerk yourself to your fucked up hentai because your mom never loved you and your dad never came back when he went to get cigarettes.
I've been having an awesome day but after seeing some cute grills, I have a bridesmaid paradox and need to go home and cry myself to sleep
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always the other woman, never the important person in a relationship, the side person
“Im always a bridesmaid never a bride”
the first time you were ever a bridesmaid was probably for a very close families relative
well you must admit, wasn't really that fun
i was once a bridesmaid, but sadly couldn't enjoy it
johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free